January 2012
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Guy taking photo of Portlandia: Tourist or Hipster using Hipstamatic?
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the first and last occupy joke ill ever make
me: I'm not hungover
me: Oh god, I'm the one percent
me: YES.
me: [struts outside looking fully clothed and well made]
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sodomitr:
pdxtogo:
Garfield is still the least funny comic.
What about Family Circus?
I stand corrected. It’s a tie.
December 2011
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Garfield is still the least funny comic.
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November 2011
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thanks for the commentary assholes.
And then the rain went from moderately wet to god unleashing the holy floodgates.
And I hear someone scream “FUCK YOU, OREGON” from my window.
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week one and week seven
week one:
I LOVE SCHOOL AND LIFE AND THINGS
/busy legs
week seven:
I should calculate how much I can miss while still passing the class
/sits on couch and stares at weather
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#pdxrealization
I decided I’m just going to have to be my own sunshine for the next couple of months. Strolling around SE Portland listening to Serge Gainsbourg loudly from my iPhone (Comic Strip: SHEBAM! POW! BLOP! WIZZ) speakers wearing bright colors. Oh god, this is why everyone in Portland is weird.
I’ve finally figured it out.
We’re all seasonably depressed and not contented with it.
WHY...
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I realized why I have to wear extra dark glasses all summer so my eyes aren’t squinty. It looks like 5PM outside all day. And a predictor for possible snow over the weekend? I feel like I’m seriously behind on my winter preparedness.
1. Bake something
2. Knit something
3. Put on sweater and walk morosely around southeast with coffee in a chipped mug
4. Read the news. Sigh loudly.
...
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Portland Question
“Is the sun setting or has it been this dark all day?”
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pdx ghouls
Find somewhere to sit.
Attempt to guess if the people who walk by are dressed up or not.
October 2011
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just a little something I wrote at the cafe
Portland hippy child.
Long blond hair and
discussing recycling.
He has a toy prius
that he’s driving responsibly
around his gluten free scone.
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“She kept asking me to whip her and when I finally did she’s like “ow...”
– Overheard in pdx
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September 2011
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Portland Mentality?
The other night I went down to the eastbank esplanade to sit by the water. Ten or so minutes later, a big gulp slowly floated by. The water was dark, terrifying, and always seems like it’s going to reach out and grab me. But I just kept staring at that big gulp and wanted to somehow rig together a contraption to fish it out of the water and recycle it. It was just bobbing there, slightly out...
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visibly intoxicated homeless man: Is that the bible 'cause it's Sunday?
me: It's my journal...
visibly intoxicated homeless man: /starts laughing and falls over
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What da funk
Hipster Girl (to barista): Who is this?
Everyone: Daft Punk.
August 2011
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PARTY TO SUPPORT BIKE TRAIN →
I ride a bike now. Bikes are cool.
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ALBERTA.
Finally went up to Alberta.
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Portland Sunday Parkways in SE!! →
I might be biased but this is totally the best one. Come participate in SE Sunday Parkways on the 28th! It even intersects with the Hawthorne Street Fair.
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Craving a brownie? Big dark chocolate brownies at Crema for $2! Big enough to share but I always devour them and wallow in full stomach glory.