January 2011
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Portlandia
Walk down east burnside around lunchtime on a nice day after watching any episode or clip of Portlandia. What? Why would they wrap my burrito in tin foil? Just put it on the plate. Do you have a bottle recycling? What? No? Fuck cars. Are those pants made from hemp?
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Monday
The predicted temperature for next Monday in Portland is 56º. Whoever counts the highest number of short-shorts and uggs walking through Pioneer wins.
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Tuesday Night [weather] Challenge
And the final challenge iiiiiss… riding your bike up burnside while person 1 kicks your front wheel continuously and person 2 stabs your eyes with needles. Make sure to look like you’re having fun, and hit all the green lights.